What type of Bird are you?

Birds of a feather flock together. Which flock are you in?

Magpie
Part of the celebrity entourage or wannabee crew. Only designer names will do. They latch to shiny bright people taking everything they have just for the sake of taking and hoard their newly acquired precious possessions. They are never satisfied, there is no limit.
Attracted to the bling bling and flash cars.

Pigeon
Annoyingly loud and always up for a challenge, however pigeons are insecure and unsure of what they are supposed to be and where to go. They move around in large groups and can usually be found in London’s west end at the weekends fighting over men.
Attracted to men who love to dish the dirt.

Eagle
A sharp suit wearing femme fatale, she can spot a man from a mile off. Whether he is available or otherwise, being the huntress she is, she swoops in for the kill. Usually a high flying executive, she is excited by the thrill of the chase and gets satisfaction from clinching the deal.
Attracted to unsuspecting men with low self-esteem.

Humming bird
Generally a small woman in appearance, quite energetic and full of life, she leads a hectic lifestyle both at work and play. Can be quite naïve as she doesn’t have much time to get to know others, taking things at face value and is almost blinded by their outer appearances.
Attracted to sweet superficial guys.

Dove
This type of woman loves to take it easy and go with the flow. She avoids conflict and is in love with world. A true bohemian chic in every sense, she is not easily fazed or over impressed with material wealth. Love and romance are the key and a night out under the stars is tops.
Attracted to romantics.

Seagulls
Beach babes with a permanent tan who live at the seaside or boating marina. Only interested in feeding their insatiable appetite for sailors & seafood and s**t on anybody that gets in the way.
Attracted to the outdoorsy type.

Phoenix
The virtual girl, she doesn’t really exist except in videos games and your imagination. She is created from nothing and looks absolutely gorgeous. She is power; think Lara Croft, Charlie’s Angels and Wonder Woman.
Attracts a true player for real.

Peacock
Strutting her stuff, Ms thang’s superior stance shines through. Vanity is her middle name, spending the majority of her money on make up and clothes. She adores attention and will seek it anytime, anyplace, anywhere. When you think about her the phrase “doing a Geri”, comes to mind (look at me).
Attracted to men who worship her – naturally!

Parrot
Feasting regularly on a bit of juicy gossip is the parrot’s daily bread. This type chat other peoples business without care or conscience, they often suffer with verbal diarrhoea. Easily influenced and quickly persuaded, they appear to have no mind of their own.
Attracted to quiet, moody men.

Vultures
She can be found hanging out in smoky wine bars with apparently little to do. Popular, she is seen as a friend to many, she waits for relationships to end. Then moves in. She will take a friends man and not care - after all he was dumped!
Attracted to men on the rebound

Owl
A true clubber, who sleeps all day and raves all night, which is when she hunts her prey. Ever had that feeling when in a club and can feel eyes boring into you, it probably an owl type. She will mesmerise you with her beautiful huge eyes, then dig her nails in to hold on to you. Likes one night stands and short-term romances.
Attracted to DJ’s & MC’s

Joncrow
A skinny, dark skinned and Bigfoot gal, who seems a little slow and spends a lot of time in her own head, daydreaming of her Mr perfect. A lovely person but she has low self-esteem so feels unable to accept any romantic approaches as genuine, and will pick holes in it until it disappears.
Attracted to smooth talkers

Canary
Bright personality with a wonderful smile, she is fun loving and friendly and can be the life and soul of the party. Security and stability in a relationship is important her. She is most comfortable in familiar surroundings but occasionally needs to taste freedom.
Attracted to happy go lucky types

Swans
The type of girl who was overlooked by men when young and awkward and has now blossomed into a goddess. A classic geek to chic fairytale; she is level headed, educated and beautiful. Looking for the love of her life who loves her for who she is.
Attracted to soul mate

Cuckoo
Someone who uses others to get what they want; she can be quite demanding, always wanting more. When finally her appetite is satisfied, or she can get no more from the situation she moves on and repeats the process again with someone new. Any commitment is only to short-term relationships, if she is sure she can get what she wants.
Attracted to generous gullible types